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failedyoungadult:

YES THESE ARE IMPORTANT LIFE LESSONS

Posted 8 hours ago

mossyelf:

phiife:

this eases the entire fuck out of my mind.

Goodnight

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Posted 8 hours ago

anthonytaylorphotography:

This tunnel never gets old

Instagram @intotheanthony

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dawnlumos asked

1. What is your middle name?
Ha! I don’t have one 😛

94. What are you strengths?
I’m vocal, perceptive, a realist and idk I guess that’s it, nothing else comes to mind.

63. Biggest fear?
Drowning even though I can swim now

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Get to Know Me Uncomfortably Well

  1. 1. What is you middle name?
  2. 2. How old are you?
  3. 3. What is your birthday?
  4. 4. What is your zodiac sign?
  5. 5. What is your favorite color?
  6. 6. What's your lucky number?
  7. 7. Do you have any pets?
  8. 8. Where are you from?
  9. 9. How tall are you?
  10. 10. What shoe size are you?
  11. 11. How many pairs of shoes do you own?
  12. 12. What was your last dream about?
  13. 13. What talents do you have?
  14. 14. Are you psychic in any way?
  15. 15. Favorite song?
  16. 16. Favorite movie?
  17. 17. Who would be your ideal partner?
  18. 18. Do you want children?
  19. 19. Do you want a church wedding?
  20. 20. Are you religious?
  21. 21. Have you ever been to the hospital?
  22. 22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law?
  23. 23. Have you ever met any celebrities?
  24. 24. Baths or showers?
  25. 25. What color socks are you wearing?
  26. 26. Have you ever been famous?
  27. 27. Would you like to be a big celebrity?
  28. 28. What type of music do you like?
  29. 29. Have you ever been skinny dipping?
  30. 30. How many pillows do you sleep with?
  31. 31. What position do you usually sleep in?
  32. 32. How big is your house?
  33. 33. What do you typically have for breakfast?
  34. 34. Have you ever fired a gun?
  35. 35. Have you ever tried archery?
  36. 36. Favorite clean word?
  37. 37. Favorite swear word?
  38. 38. What's the longest you've ever gone without sleep?
  39. 39. Do you have any scars?
  40. 40. Have you ever had a secret admirer?
  41. 41. Are you a good liar?
  42. 42. Are you a good judge of character?
  43. 43. Can you do any other accents other than your own?
  44. 44. Do you have a strong accent?
  45. 45. What is your favorite accent?
  46. 46. What is your personality type?
  47. 47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing?
  48. 48. Can you curl your tongue?
  49. 49. Are you an innie or an outie?
  50. 50. Left or right handed?
  51. 51. Are you scared of spiders?
  52. 52. Favorite food?
  53. 53. Favorite foreign food?
  54. 54. Are you a clean or messy person?
  55. 55. Most used phrased?
  56. 56. Most used word?
  57. 57. How long does it take for you to get ready?
  58. 58. Do you have much of an ego?
  59. 59. Do you suck or bite lollipops?
  60. 60. Do you talk to yourself?
  61. 61. Do you sing to yourself?
  62. 62. Are you a good singer?
  63. 63. Biggest Fear?
  64. 64. Are you a gossip?
  65. 65. Best dramatic movie you've seen?
  66. 66. Do you like long or short hair?
  67. 67. Can you name all 50 states of America?
  68. 68. Favorite school subject?
  69. 69. Extrovert or Introvert?
  70. 70. Have you ever been scuba diving?
  71. 71. What makes you nervous?
  72. 72. Are you scared of the dark?
  73. 73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes?
  74. 74. Are you ticklish?
  75. 75. Have you ever started a rumor?
  76. 76. Have you ever been in a position of authority?
  77. 77. Have you ever drank underage?
  78. 78. Have you ever done drugs?
  79. 79. Who was your first real crush?
  80. 80. How many piercings do you have?
  81. 81. Can you roll your Rs?"
  82. 82. How fast can you type?
  83. 83. How fast can you run?
  84. 84. What color is your hair?
  85. 85. What color is your eyes?
  86. 86. What are you allergic to?
  87. 87. Do you keep a journal?
  88. 88. What do your parents do?
  89. 89. Do you like your age?
  90. 90. What makes you angry?
  91. 91. Do you like your own name?
  92. 92. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they?
  93. 93. Do you want a boy a girl for a child?
  94. 94. What are you strengths?
  95. 95. What are your weaknesses?
  96. 96. How did you get your name?
  97. 97. Were your ancestors royalty?
  98. 98. Do you have any scars?
  99. 99. Color of your bedspread?
  100. 100. Color of your room?
Posted 9 hours ago

i.
a girl’s feet will tangle yours under sheets you just bought for a night like this. the price tag is still glued to the plastic wrapping stuffed underneath the bed. her feet are frigid and feel like frostbite against your legs when you fall asleep, but they’re like mittens roasted over a fire when the sun blinks through the curtains.

ii.
a girl’s legs are taut and thick. they’re flexible and enclose you in a straightjacket at 2 am when they knot around your waist and pull you just a little closer. if she’s still sleeping, it’s even better.

iii.
her thighs will make you forget about your calculus homework and your french exam. they will make you forget about your father’s affair or your best friend’s disorders. they will make you forget your name and they will make you forget who you are without them. hold them as tight as you can. i promise, she loves it.

iv.
when you were in fourth grade, they taught you stop, drop, and roll at the sign of a fire. when you’re in her bedroom on the second floor, her quivering hips will trick-start a similar fire in your teeth, and you’re going to want to listen to your fourth grade teacher, but don’t. if you stop, whatever it may be that you’re doing, she might kill you.

v.
so in health class, they’re supposed to teach you that your hands will never fit somewhere like they will on a girl’s waist. it doesn’t matter if it’s wide and soft, or small and hard. your hands will adapt to her waist like the heart to your blood. they’ll feel as natural as fingers on an instrument.

vi.
sometimes you can see her ribs; sometimes you can’t. they flicker like an old grainy movie under her skin, and they feel like sharp magma in your palms. they’re structure — they protect her. hold her there if you want her to feel like this house isn’t caving in on herself.

vii.
her chest. promise her you’d never want anything more or anything less. if you don’t mean it, stop reading, and find someone else.

viii.
taste her collarbone. dip in the crevices and valleys and plant trees at the bottom. root down, cherish the nature, and never ever underestimate a girl’s collarbones. they’re a place to sleep when its -11 outside. write scripts on her collarbone. they are forever.

ix.
if you don’t know blueprints to her neck with your eyes closed from tracing it with your mouth, you’re doing it wrong. learn it. memorize it. you better know her pulse like counting with your dominant hand. kiss it like it’s her mouth. her neck will change over time, yes. but make sure you can change with it.

x.
kiss her before she brushes her teeth. make fun of her morning breath. kiss her after, and make fun of the flavor of her toothpaste. kiss her when she’s angry and throwing the vase your mother bought her, and kiss her when she can’t stand and she bubbles over with tears like hot water. kiss her if she’s laughing and tell her it’s because she makes you happy. kiss her if she won’t stop talking because you want to taste her voice. kiss her when she isn’t talking because you miss it. kiss her in the shower and kiss her everywhere. if it’s raining, kiss her, and kiss her again when she calls you a cliche. kiss her in public because you want them all to know, and kiss her in private because you don’t need them to either. god, just kiss her on the mouth. nothing else matters. just fucking kiss her.

10 Body Parts || izztstei  (via flannel)

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Posted 9 hours ago

Apparently it’s a thing to crochet sweaters for turtles

kyos-cock:

So I accidentally discovered this picture while i was looking for cute things to crochet and THERE ARE ENTIRE BLOGS DEDICATED TO TURTLE COZIES.

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THEY LOOK SO CUTE THEY HAVE NORMAL ONES

THEY HAVE ONES THAT LOOK LIKE FUCKING BOWSER

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THEY HAVE ONES SHAPED LIKE ANIMALSimage

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THEY HAVE ENTIRE BLOGS DEDICATED TO MAKING YOUR TURTLES LOOK LIKE FOOD

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THE PUMPKIN IS SO CUTE BUT THIS GEM IS MY PERSONAL FAVORITE:

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BUT HOW DO YOU CHOOSE A FAVORITE WHEN THEY’RE ALL SO CUTE

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porque718 that’s going to be our turtle 😝
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fruitbat46:

my ideal weight is the weight of me holding eight puppies

Posted 9 hours ago